Just Live it;

shutupaubrey: and mom said i would be late for the bus

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:45:06 -0400

shutupaubrey:

and mom said i would be late for the bus

circumcisions: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:30:33 -0400

circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

neverforgetthemusic: 221cbakerstreet: lulz-time: It’s like...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:29:54 -0400

neverforgetthemusic:

221cbakerstreet:

lulz-time:

It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif

is this heaven

you can almost hear the cat fangirling

auspisstice: cyberdepressed: HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:26:03 -0400

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

i

justaconsultingangel: Here we see Crowley smiling because...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:18:47 -0400

justaconsultingangel:

Here we see Crowley smiling because Justin Bieber’s ten years are almost up.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 13:17:47 -0400

lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:17:05 -0400

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

ponies-and-politics: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:15:49 -0400

ponies-and-politics:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG

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Sat, 18 May 2013 13:09:19 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 13:08:45 -0400

thefuuuucomics: deanprincesster: fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:12:43 -0400

thefuuuucomics:

deanprincesster:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

he is one of us

Admit It. We have all tried to have a diary but failed epically

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:05:45 -0400

shakespeareintellectualbadass:

hopperthedragon:

hogwartskidsproblems:

sodamnrelatable:

So we made tumblrs.

#Not Voldemort

yah he really put his soul into it

oh my god

aduhm: closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:05:18 -0400

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

po-op: this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:04:50 -0400

po-op:

this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.

witneyhouston: im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:04:20 -0400

witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson

royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months....

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:02:38 -0400

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

bemusedlybespectacled: kekkes: Someone left this on the table...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:31:12 -0400

bemusedlybespectacled:

kekkes:

Someone left this on the table I went to go eat at so I took it and true

Every time I see this go around, the first two paragraphs are cut. Fixing that.

deodrant: esexist: deodrant: why did jimmy bring a ruler to bed to see how long he...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:26:50 -0400

deodrant:

esexist:

deodrant:

why did jimmy bring a ruler to bed

to see how long he slept

PLEASE ODNT STEAL MY SPOTLIGHT IT’S DISRESPECTFUL

tastefullyoffensive: [ellen]

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:26:20 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[ellen]

my computer describes my life better than anyone

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:25:44 -0400

my computer describes my life better than anyone